I lost a drunken bet last night. Now you can decide my concert-going fate: Papa Roach, Cody Simpson, Candyrat Guitar Night, Kenny Chesney, or the Moody Blues. Either way, I lose.
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Do you have a burrito hangover?
You must go to the Shriners Circus, this Saturday at 7PM at the Rose Garden.
I know you were drunk but can you justify entering into this bet? Seems more a product of being stoned because those things are HUGE. Have you wolfed down multiple burritos in one sitting before?
Either you’re a 400 lb man or you lost the moment you took the bet.
@Joneser
Surprisingly I do not. Probably because I stopped when I did.
@TSW
So drunk, but not stoned. I might have doubled the bet stoned.
@guspasho
The second one.