While this President Obama/MC Hammer mashup titled “U Didn’t Build That” is a thing of absolute beauty and brillance—the dance sequences from Michelle Obama lift this puppy into the stratosphere. Check it out!
Oh, and speaking of MC Hammer, to find out what Hammer-themed product I recently purchased off eBay, hit the jump!
STOP. IT’S HAMMER BACKPACK TIME!

Guys! I am SO IN LOVE with my new-to-me 1991 MC Hammer “Side-Loader” backpack! It’s water-resistant, boxy, and loads from the side so I can have easy access and fit it better into my locker! (If I had a locker.) Now if I can find a matching “Punky Brewster” side-loader, I’ll be set!

Those side-loader bags had THE WORST zippers.
Reid. Don’t rain on my MC Hammer parade.
You should really give props to CraigW for figuring out what you bought before I could (fast eBay fingers there, Craig!).