The one thing I know about fans of Laura Gibson is that they love Chinese Dinosaur bones. Sort of like how Jimmy Buffet fans like Hawaiian shirts and spending my inheritance on overpriced margaritas and cheap weed (Mom, this means you).

Anyway, Gibson followers are now in luck since the awesome crew at The Penny Jam has filmed the soft-voiced folksinger performing a pair of songs (“Where Have All Your Good Words Gone” and “Come by Storm”) at OMSI inside their dinosaur exhibit. The shots of Gibson performing beneath the majestic skeletons are absolutely stunning, it’s almost enough to overlook the fact that dinosaurs are just a Darwinistic myth spread by the Jew-run liberal media. Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter?

End Hits: We can make that joke because we’re Jewish. And a dinosaur.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

5 replies on “The Penny Jam Takes Laura Gibson to the Museum”

  1. Not sure where this is going. Laura Gibson, dinosaur bones, Darwin and the Jew-run liberal media. Sort of a stone-soup commentary, what? Get in a quick shot at everyone, then duck out the back door.

    I’ll have to ponder this, though, I agree, the video is first-rate.

    Next!

  2. BARF. Either learn how to strum a guitar properly or go be a schoolmarm on the prairie like we know you wanna be, Laura. This schtick is just too goddamned precious. Good for deeply whining about childhood lost, or maybe sobbing about fall changing to winter. Real problems, kiddo! Plenty of them out on the prairie! Take your pick!

  3. Yeah, cool setting.

    rgtdo – Don’t worry too much – the internet will protect you from those monsters surrounding Laura. aka BORING! I think your schtick is pretty much exhausted. Unless, that is, you’re gonna come at us with an updated blasting indictment of hipsters who think they are cooler than they really are!

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