Way back before it became super annoying, Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and Carly Rae Jepsen performed her summer mega-hit “Call Me Maybe” on a bunch of children’s instruments and it was SO GOOD. Now JF and the band picks up their tiny xylophones again along with Mariah Carey to do a SO GOOD version of “All I Want for Christmas is You.” Expect a huge smile, some comforting chills, and a kid choir THAT IS THE BEST. Check it out for the mood elevator you need today.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

joy is so fucking annoying
AAAAIIIGGGHHHHHH I HAD JUST FORGOTTEN “CALL ME MAYBE” EXISTED YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MONSTER MY BRAIN ITS IN MY BRAIN ITS IN MY BRAAAI