This will be the ONLY time I EVER link to anything produced on that idiotic George Lopez show. That being said, enjoy this duet from Trek‘s William Shatner and Taiwanese singing sensation Lin Yu Chun as they sing a stirring rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” (Sidenote: George Lopez is a deeply untalented hack who can blow me.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)