The citizens of Blogtown did an incredible job with last week’s edition of Name This Band. Poor Doobie Brothers, they never saw it coming. We expect more great things for this unnamed band:
Is it okay to hate a band on sight without ever having heard their music? It is? Okay, great.
Best comment wins a handful of Laurelhurst tickets and the respect of your Blogtown neighbors.
…And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead 2: Dead by Daybreak
They look like they are holding those weapons for other, manlier men.
Caddies of the Apocalypse?
Tattooed Douchebag Massacre
The Snuggle Kittens
Reel Big Arm Tats
These Arms Are For Show
The Compensators.
Texas Chainsaw Pacifists
Homeland Security
Whose Army?
The Unused Belt-Knife Accessories
Suspenders Don’t Look Good On Anybody
I’m Not Afraid Of You And As Soon As The Rest Of My Friends Get Here I Will Kick Your Ass
Guns n’ Broses
A.K. and the Husqvarnas
Varmint Weekend
Deliverance Redux
The Backwoods Boys
The Hey Wait, Where Are You Guys Going?
Jesse and the Rippers
Larry, Daryl and Daryl
Portland 2012
The Art Director Massacre
Ted Nurdgent
Inbred Inbred Kotex Heads
But But But
The Pacific Northwest Side Story
little dick jamboree!
We Wear The Badges Of Conformity
Cold Dead Hands
Stihlwater
The Killers Was Already Taken
Death Cab for Drive-by Truckers
Really Shitty Dirt Band.
Linux and Chew
These Arm Tats Are Fakes
Left 6 Alive
No real style
This Machine Kills Everybody
No Use For a Long Sleeve Shirt
Rage against the sleeves
Morning Decapitation?
Marilyn Hanson
Guns N’ Poseurs
Broken Social Skills
Never Been Laid
Tire Fire at the Ass Factory
Crap Salad Tongs
The Toasted Ciabatta Baquettes
Slash Your Face
Don Grotely and the Doggystyle Bandits
Peace in the Middle East
Insane Clown Posers
Shaun of the Dads
Frashour Jr. and the Anomalous Accessories
The Fucking Fuckheads
The Murder Shitty Devils
NRA Soundsystem
Stool Chunk
We Can Borrow My Uncle’s Guns
Future Laser Romoval
The Try Too Hards
I can Lick any Sonofabitch in the Preschool
Evil Bruce McCulloch (and Friends)
Cliche Collective
The Applebees House Band
chickens of death metal
our pappy was our uncle
Where Do We Recycle These?
Business Casual Death Camp
Men Without Gats
It’s Not THAT Tiny
Free Tuesday All Ages Show
The Death and Dismemberment Plan
Deerhunter
Dragging a Thirty-aught-six Through Water
New Kids on the Glock
At the Shooting Range
Whiner Threat
The Tragically Hip
I love NRA Soundsystem and Marilyn Hanson.
The Hold-the-tattoo-gun Steady
StereotypePDX?
Bruce Campbell and the EEEEEEEEEEE street band
Juggalos? Juggle These!
….Of Beaverton.
Groupon Tattoo Deal
You Say Party! We Say Statch Rape!
Mr. Frowny-Pants
Bluish Defense League
The Shaved Arms
Lefty Just Joined
Dude. Shut it down.
Of Beaverton wins.
Objects in the Mirror
Logjammin’
Does this baseball field look like the woods?
Blood Fart
I’m late to the party, and I don’t think anyone can beat Marilyn Hanson, Whiner Threat or Varmint Weekend, but I’ll give it a shot:
Stumptown Baristas, ft. Room 4 C.R.E.A.M.
IT Department Yearly Retreat
Me First and the Inky Stinkies
Tea Party All Stars
Lovetools, a Loving Tribute to The Cardigans
“of beaverton” = awesome.
“blood fart” gave me a chuckle and made me think of deliverance, which i think was the point, right? or am i just sick?
I don’t even get “of Beaverton.”
@Rey: It’s a play on popular, long-running indie band Of Montreal (I think they’re from Florida).
Thanks! Never heard of them….
“Stumptown Baristas, ft. Room 4 C.R.E.A.M.”
Mega LULZ!
Of Montreal is from Athens, GA, part of the Elephant Six collective that spawned many weird, oft-punned band names e.g. Neutral Milk Hotel & Apples in Stereo.
The More You Know!
Bi-Furious
Slaughterhouse 5000
Mom and Dad, I’m mad.
(…and can I have some money?)
cold gore kids
Rape is Cool
Dick Cheese McGee
Flog The Dong Slowly
Gnarfucker
Treading The Path Of Those Before Us
I think “Of Troutdale” or “Of Gresham” might be more apt.
Hillbilly Band Camp
Feckless Chainsaw Massacre
Bored with a nail in it
The Tea Party
The Chantix Klan
or
Chantix Made Me Do It
or just tea party
or Sarah Palin
or trig palin
Clark County Fare
Omar Rodriguez Chainsaw Massacre
alternate choice: Hood River Orgy Mailing List
Oh, wait a minute, one more about Chantix in homage to my 80’s dancin’ days at The Vogue in Seattle –
Clan of Chantix
Shoot on Sight
vegan zombie buffet or The tatoo sleeve models
TOOLS
Next Gen Isaac Brock And The Rapey Mouseketeers
Bear Wolf Deer Overdrive
The Nut Drop Six
Bear Arms
brand NU tats
I like TOOLs!
Our Parents Paid For Our Ink
I like: “Where Do We Recycle These?”
A.R.E. Assholes
Blitzen Trap um’ Gut um’ Eat um’
Shawn White and the Fuckheads
Semi-Massive Attack
They Might Not Be Giants
ugly stares
The Ugly Stares
Fauxy Music
Ezra Caraeff and Portland’s Own Blogtown Players
These Arms Are Tattoo Sleeves That Hold Guns That We Use To Shoot Snakes
Donder Slayer
Lumbarjacks.
Turd Dirty and His 5 Dirty Turds.
1st albums: Unleash the Turds
Grandson of Sam
MegaDork.
Those Tasty Twinks
Oh shit, I accidentally found out who it is and their band name is much worse than you could even imagine. Each and every comment here is a better moniker than the one they actually possess. The band’s justification for said name is even more hilarious…
@ght: You can’t come up with such juicy info and not share.
@ght is right. The band’s real name is worse than anything here: The Devil Wears Prada – http://www.myspace.com/tdwp
Those chainsaws aren’t so tough anymore with a name like that.
I sorta dug that video….
Movie Makeup and Malleable Minds