It’s time for another perplexing edition of Name This Band! Here’s a promo pic that showed up in the ol’ Mercury v-bag*.
*I’m incredibly sorry at how dirty that portmanteau sounded—it was my attempt to combine the words “virtual” and “mailbag,” and it will never happen again.

Now, Name This Band! Leave your funniest, smartest, meanest, dumbest band name in the comments. (As always with Name This Band, there is no winner and no prize.)

V-Bag Sacrifice in the Park
Tinty Flesh
Green Dayum Your Skirt Smells Terrific!
Even Ed Wood Would Think We Suck
Titless Spam Log Princess
FLEETWOOD eMACiated
Forlorn and Seven Years Ago
Gothy Goth and The Junky Bunch
The Ghoulies.
Death Warmed Over
Parenthetical Girls
We Went To Art School
One Member Bored
The Rainbow Poppy Z. Brites
Well played all. The band’s actual name is pretty silly. Here they are: http://peppermintpumpkin.bandcamp.com/trac…