Kickstart my heart with a new name for this (local) Mötley Crüe tribute band.

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Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

34 replies on “Name This Band: Sad-Looking Mötley Crüe Tribute Band Edition”

  1. Nikki Suxx

    Theatre of Foot Pain

    Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

    same OLD shituation (s.O.s)

    If You Turn Us Upside Down We Are Still Somehow Frowning

  2. @ Steve R, similarly, 8 year old Colin thought the chicks on the front of Poison’s Look What The Cat Dragged In were smokin’ hot, but had no idea why they were there.

    (note: Dr. Feelgood and Appetite for Destruction were the first tapes young Colin owned. It has been all downhill since then.)

  3. Mött the Hööple

    Tätz Ön Önë Ärm

    Jerry Won’t Wear the Hair (Fucker)

    Mötley Crud This Chair’s Been Pissed On Ain’t It

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