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“…but we’re not bitter.”
Hey I’m not over it either.
How did Big Denture cast its spell over Portland anyway?
If this causes weirdos posting seven paragraphs of weird bullshit to return to the comments section (looking at you, Inconvenient Tooth), then I’m pissed. 2014 is the year for moving on to weed and gay marriage.
What side are Portlanders on? Who do I choose?
1. I will consult with my homeopath/naturopath/ chiropractor/ astrologer.
2. I will consult with Sarah Palin/ Dr Mercola/ Dr Oz/ Alex Jones/ the lizard people.
3. I will consult with dentists/ public health authorities/ peer reviewed scientific journals.
Hmm, so many choices. It depends on my world view. I can choose science or opinion. It is clear who the good people of Portland have chosen.
Boo-hoo! We don’t have flouride in our water. Boo fucking Hoo!
I loved this!
Number of Mercury employees who have actually gone out and bought fluoride rinse? Zero. (Well, maybe Henriksen, he’s the only guy who sneaks a flask of Crest Pro-Health into the Bagdad.)