News May 12, 2010 at 9:18 am

Good Morning, News!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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GOOD MORNING, ME!!!! (First.)
Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 12, 2010 at 9:19 AM Mercury Staff
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THANKS (NOT!) FOR DEPRESSING ME, WM. NOW I FEEL SUPER SAD ABOUT ALL THOSE KIDS EVERYWHERE.


G'MORNING ANYWAYS.
ROM on May 12, 2010 at 9:24 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE & RYAN! HOW ARE YOU?
Graham on May 12, 2010 at 9:32 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNAJGKASJDFA THIS IS NOT NEWS IT IS TORTURE
Alexjon on May 12, 2010 at 9:37 AM Report this
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BAD MORNING NEWS! HOW AM I? FUCKING DEPRESSED!

THIS IS ANDY ROONEY WEDNESDAY.
on May 12, 2010 at 9:38 AM Report this
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Amen. Time to break out the cyanide capsules.
gonetorio on May 12, 2010 at 10:18 AM Report this
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Tarballs? Nothing gunzip can't handle.
tk. on May 12, 2010 at 10:34 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I STILL HAVE A STAPH INFECTION!

BLERG.
kiala on May 12, 2010 at 10:44 AM Report this
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@KIALA GROSS
Bronch O'Humphrey on May 12, 2010 at 10:48 AM Report this
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@BRONCH

ISN'T IT?
kiala on May 12, 2010 at 11:23 AM Report this
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The foreseeable future of British politics looks like one long episode of the Odd Couple, except this time they're both Felix.
dimitrir on May 12, 2010 at 11:25 AM Report this

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