I so glad and so ever reassured that their are Americans like yall that are doing something important for the greater good of the world, humanity, and the Portland community. We all know you take time out of your busy lives to be here. We all know how serious and significant you view your views. We all know that being here is the most glorious part of your day. The world will be a better place and in debt to you.
I want to say thank you.
In the words of my hero, “um is not an answer.”
Um…you’re jumbling your idioms. And we all know how painful that can be.
You need to spend more time in the morning picking out your clothes. That shirt makes your body look weird and out of proportion.
And in the words (salad) of my newest hero…
“We all know how serious and significant you view your views.”
Is this like, a total dig at commenters?
I think someone doesn’t like us much.
Smallest violin and such.
” It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.”
John Knowles, A Separate Peace