Brent Walth has the scOop—the Republican gubernatorial candidate can’t afford an attorney.
The conservative political activist says he barely has $100 in the bank, is working for $10 an hour planting trees and clearing brush, and makes barely enough to buy groceries.
Oh, it gets better:
Sizemore says the only things he owns of any value are a vacation time share at the Eagle Crest Resort near Redmond, a gun, a bronze statue, a hot tub and a pickup truck that’s not worth what he owes on it.
He tried to sell the statue on eBay. But “it makes a pinging noise when you bang it,” he says.
- FILE UNDER: “HILARIOUS.”
Does he keep the hot tub in the back of the pickup?
This is like a greek tragedy. The court should really take the gun away for his own protection.
It’s okay, Number Six. He probably can’t afford bullets.
Now all I need to hear that little Bill Sizemore, Jr. (Jasun Wurster) is broke and that will totally make my day.
My, how the stupid have fallen.
Another hypocritical anti-government nut taking a hand-out from hard working, tax paying citizens.
Somebody buy him some bullets.
Somebody buy him some bullets…