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Matt confirms it’s really him, and not some troll commenting on this post in his name. He went one further and said we could do a Q&A with him any time about why [Reese would] make a great mayor, and why I’d make an effective spokesman :)”
Which we might, if and when Reese decides to run. Stay tuned.
Denis C. Theriault is the Portland Mercury's News Editor. He writes stories about City Hall and the Portland Police Bureau, focusing on issues like homelessness, police oversight, insider politics, and... More by Denis C. Theriault
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I plan on writing in Herman Cain, but if Reese confirms Davis as running mate, I may change my mind. I mean how many po boys can one man eat?
HOW HAS MATT DAVIS NOT BEEN DEPORTED YET?
Cool story bro
DEPORT MATT DAVIS AND ARREST HIM!
The fact Matt Davis calls out Jefferson Smith makes me want to vote for him more. Jefferson, that is. Not Reese or Matt.
The fact that Matt Davis calls out Amy Ruiz makes me want to vote for him. Reese, that is. Not Jefferson or Eileen.
Matt, you left us for another city. And that’s … fine. We hardly ever think about you these days and wish you all the happiness in the world with that bitch, um, city you chose over us. You made your choice, and now the best thing you can do is STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR AFFAIRS.
Unless you’re really serious about relocating. Then maybe we can talk. Maybe.
Breaking news, Matt Davis still confused with Garfield cartoonist, Jim Davis. More at 11.
Matt has avoided ICE predator drones long enough to become a citizen, right? So MATT DAVIS FOR MAYOR!
C’mon, Matt. Tell us what you know about Amy Ruiz. I’m sure that Bob Ball would love to know more about the little twat who helped Adams burn him.
Matt already failed in Portland and ran away, just like he did in England before here. He’ll hit reset in a new city once New Orleans exposes him, not return here.
Hell, I would vote for Matt for Mayor…
As for Reese, I wont vote for him, he doesn’t like me.
thanks
Patrick