If you need some mad newz up in yo grillz, bitchas, this here is the shit-poppin’-est newscast ya evah heard, YA HEARD?? It’s time once again for THE JUGGALO NEWS NETWORK. Pass the Faygo, ho.
(Audio NSFW, obvs.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I prefer the Naked News, thank you.
Make up!