Carbon Dioxide. Bad. It shouldn’t be big news that our government acknowledges this, but it is.

Bush’s “Torture Memos”: Obama releases the nitty gritty on the Bush Admin’s “enhanced interrogation techniques” and says this a “time for reflection, not retribution.” So, uh, no teabagging for war criminals?

Sharing = Stealing: A Swedish court says the huge Pirate Bay filesharing site violates copyright law and sentences the tech heads behind it to a year in prison plus a $3.6 million fine. Like typical pirates, the founders are refusing to pay.

Obama is a Total Communist: Proof- he is willing to talk about Cuba at a major meeting of world leaders.

25 days or 380 jobs? Cuts to school funding hurt. A lot.

Changing Goals on Soccer Jobs: Paulson’s stadium won’t bring as many jobs as he promised.

OMFG IT’S THE PLAYOFFS! This weekend will be a great weekend. Save a seat at your favorite bar!

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

4 replies on “Good Morning News!”

  1. If Obama really is a total communist the item below your “proof” would probably be like, “Schools get all kinds of new equipment and teachers get raises.”

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