BILL SIZEMORE RUNS FOR GOVERNOR!!! No, really.
34,000 MORE TROOPS FOR AFGHANISTAN!!! Rumored to be announced this morning.
US ECONOMY EXPANDING!!! Now is the time for you to whack as much money as you possibly can into an IRA. Yes, that is financial advice. So, sue me.
PALIN UNINFORMED!!! Sorry, I know, this is good morning “news.”
CARLA BRUNI TO STAR IN WOODY ALLEN’S NEXT MOVIE!!! I’m trying to think of an appropriate title. Failing.
PAULA DEEN “DOING OK” AFTER BEING WHACKED BY FLYING HAM!!! It’s got it all, this story.
CHINA EXECUTES TWO!!! For their role in a “tainted milk” scandal that killed six babies. The way the AP is reporting it, you’d think it was fair treatment.
RHIANNA’S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!!! “Great food and great sex,” says The Sun. The singer has the last word on Chris Brown on Good Morning America today:
KATIE COURIC’S FORBIDDEN DANCE OF GIN!!! She actually looks pretty slick on the dance floor.
Good day.
Must unsee couric armflabs. efukt it is.
What last month had appeared to be third-quarter growth of 3.5% in gross domestic product turns out to have been a more modest 2.8%. Consumer spending was pared back to 2.9% from 3.4%. The cash-for-clunkers subsidy produced fewer new-vehicle purchases than first estimated. In short, we aren’t getting much bang for our $787 billion stimulus bucks. But some already knew that.