DRONE HACKING!!! Iraqi insurgents have reportedly used $26 off-the-shelf software to hack into the U.S. military’s unmanned Predator drones and obtain live video feeds.
AXELROD: LEFT ‘INSANE’ TO SINK HEALTH BILL!!! Evidently the senate didn’t consider the party’s “base” before ripping the guts out of the bill.
US MULLS $100BILLION CLIMATE CHANGE FUND!!! Great word, “mulls.” It means “is never actually going to do it.”
SENATE MULLS HEALTH REFORM!!! Just “one vote away…”
MADGE WASHES THE DISHES!!! Ma è soltanto una pubblicità per Dolce & Gabbana.
- MADONNA: IN ITALIAN ADVERT
SANTA’S TOO FAT!!! Say those rude Australians. Next thing they’ll be telling us he’s only dressed in red because of an advert for Coca Cola.
PRINCE CHARLES: MEDDLING OLD BASTARD!!! The heir to the throne has been firing off letters to British ministers about climate change. That’s a no-no for the supposedly neutral monarchy.
TONY BLAIR KEEPING HIS MONEY SECRET!!! The Guardian crowd-sources the mystery out to accountants, who finally solve it.
QUEEN TAKES THE TRAIN!!! Instead of driving East to her Norfolk estate for Christmas.
- BRITAIN’S CLASSLESS SOCIETY: UH, YEAH…
DOUCHE OF THE DECADE!!! Surprisingly, “Bill O’Reilly is winning.”
Good day.
First Class is a step down from the former royal cars.
As an aside, her minder looks completely tweaked out.
We had a guy used to teach us to shoot in high school. He was a former Queen’s bodyguard. ABSOLUTE NUTTER. Seriously, there is no danger whatsover of anybody ever getting within arm’s reach of that lady.
Yeah, yeah, so your Queen is safe, big deal.
You still couldn’t keep Madonna out of the country, could you? Thought so.