DEEMING MARVELOUS!!! The house may try to approve the unpopular senate health bill without the indignity of actually voting on it.
TIGER COMES OUT OF THE WOODS!!! Champ will play masters.
- TIGER: LIKES A NICE SMOOTH SET OF BALLS
TEXAS’ TEXTBOOKS!!! Coming to a high school near you.
CATHOLIC LEADER WON’T QUIT FOR SERIAL RAPE COVER-UP!!! I love to praise his holy name.
KATE WINSLET AND SAM MENDES SPLIT!!! Biggest argument: Which of them is more annoying.
WORLD’S SMALLEST MAN DIES!!! Making way for his 20-inch rival.
NEW SHAKESPEARE!!! It’s called Double Falsehood. The irony.
KIRSTIE ALLEY SAID “BULLSHIT” ON TV!!!
RACHEL MADDOW VS REPUBLICAN SENATOR WHO THINKS GAY MARRIAGE IS LIKE “MARRYING YOUR HORSE”!!!
Good day.
Can we just abort Texas?
Can we abort that Senator? Wanted to punch him in the face.
GOOD MORNING MATT! HOW ARE YOU?
@Graham: WELL, THANK YOU. I GOT A CUISINART.
@Matt: THAT’S WONDERFUL NEWS! YOU SHOULD MAKE HUMMOUS!
That guy obviously has penis envy, and a fondness, for horses.