RUSSIA HUNTS ‘BLACK WIDOW’ CELL!!! Following suicide bombing on the Moscow Metro.
PUTIN VOWS REVENGE!!! Oh, dear:
REMINGTON AND WINCHESTER!!! A Grants Pass Republican tries to explain why he named his two sons after gun manufacturers, in terms other than, “because I’m nuts, obviously.”
EIGHT ARRESTED IN POLICE PROTEST!!! Bless their cottons.
GOP FIRES STAFFER OVER BONDAGE CLUB EXPENSE!!! Family values.
CATHOLIC CHURCH LAUNCHES SEX ABUSE HOTLINE!!! Calling it the “it’s a bit late for all this…but…” line.
OBAMA TAKES MORE AGGRESSIVE TACK!!! Says the Wall Street Journal.
iT’S ABOUT TIME!!! Apple to launch an iPhone that works with Verizon. Sorry, Coleman, about your Droid.
SCIENTISTS ATTEMPT TO RECREATE BIG BANG!!! Er…fellas?
Good day.
I think Putin has “Kalishnikov” and “Katusha,” even though he looks to be packing a Remmington or a Winchester.
GOOD MORNING, MATT! HOW ARE YOU?
I hope you got plenty of R&R while you were on holiday. Smirk stepped up to the plate admirably in your absense, I’d start worrying about a coup if I were you. And not the bloodless kind, either.
@Graham: I AM WELL, THANK YOU!
Smirk did indeed do a fantastic job. Although as her editor, her fine performance not only makes her look good, it makes me look like I’ve done a half-way decent job of mentoring her to this point. And of that, of course, I am very proud.
I can’t think of a better way to go than into a manmade black hole.
putin vows revenge on the suicide bombers corpses