UK CONSERVATIVES HATE GAY PEOPLE!!! Would-be MP for Sutton & Cheam led prayer sessions to “cure” them.
BP’S CONTAINMENT CHAMBER!!! Probably won’t work.
APPLE MAY FACE ANTI-TRUST PROBE!!! Playing right out of Microsoft’s playbook—the one they bitched about for years.
ANGEL’S AFFAIR WITH TIGER WOODS’ MISTRESS!!! And is it just me, or did this guy totally lose his looks?
WORLD’S OLDEST PERSON DIES!!! She was 114.
BAD INTERNSHIP!!! Like the one where the boss sends you a video of himself jacking off, allegedly.
CONAN O’BRIEN ON 60 MINUTES!!! “Jay’s got the Tonight Show, I’ve got a beard and an inflatable bath,” he says.
LETTERMAN HATES LENO, TOO!!! He dishes the dirt.
PUTIN WELCOMES GIFT LEOPARD FROM IRAN!!! It’s got it all, this story. Why can’t Dan Saltzman gift a leopard to his girlfriend at the Hoyt Arboretum? Now that would be a story. More on this at noon.
Good day.
Matt, factually speaking, you are wrong about Angel.
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANGEEELLLLLLLLL WE LOVVVVVVVVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GOOD MORNING ANGEL/AGENT BOOTH I LOVE YOU OMG BONES!11111!!!!!
GOOD MORNING, MATT! GOOD MORNING, AJ! GOOD MORNING, KIALA! GOOD MORNING, COURTNEY! HOW IS EVERYONE? I HOPE YOU’RE ALL GETTING PLENTY OF FIBER IN YOUR DIETS!
Don’t mess with David Boreanaz. That is all.
Conan has an inflatable “bat” not a “bath.” I saw his show in the Eug and it was, in fact, a large inflatable flying mammal.