Supreme Coverage: The Supreme court tackles a top questions in the health care review: Can Congress require all Americans to have health insurance?
Peace Plan: Syria accepts Kofi Annan’s plan to end violence and terror in Syria. But is the government opposition group on board?
How to be a Republican: Santorum blows up (nope, there’s more to this story) at New York Times reporter for twisting his words, says “Yeah, you know, if you haven’t cursed out a New York Times reporter during the course of a campaign, you’re not really a real Republican is the way I look at it!”
Space Jam: International Space Station astronauts fled to escape pods last weekend due to a chunk of space junk hurtling toward the station. There now is about 22,000 pieces o’ space trash orbiting the earth. Problem?
Make That Five Million Brownies, Please: Studies find that chocolate makes you skinny—WOOOO! This news comes with a lot of fineprint.
Heard That One Before: A California medical marijuana delivery man is attacked by mysterious ninjas who steal his weed and disappear into the night. Sure…
Kablamo!: SE Belmont’s defunct Washington High School closed this morning after a janitor found a backpack labeled “boom” on the front steps. Bomb squad is on the scene.
Too Lazy to Look Outside?: It’s mild and wet out there— expect low 50s and drizzle for the rest of the day.
Steve Holt!: With the much-anticipated Arrested Development movie on its way, fans rally to stick bit player Steve Holt! into the plot.
Weed ninjas, please stay north of Belmont.
Damn it, Nelly strikes again…HERE COMES THA BOOM!