Armed to their knickers. Londoners will be able to sleep tight knowing their rooftops might soon be protected by missiles.

Emergency! Sudan declares a border emergency amid clashes with its new neighbor, South Sudan. Boy, that didnโ€™t take long.

Healthcare spending has lowered. But donโ€™t get too excited. The drop is probably due to the shitty economy, or maybe not.

Speaking of recession. Britain is in one again, and <a href=”http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17886788#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa
“>could be for a while.

Meanwhileโ€ฆ

iTax Pro. As part of its continued fall from counter-culture grace, Apple has shown how it too saves millions (billions?) by avoiding taxation.

In other tech newsโ€ฆ

When drones attack. Pakistan intelligence officers say a US drone has killed three in a strike in the countryโ€™s northwest region. Take that Pakistanโ€™s parliament!

Bahrain is still torturing. <a href=”http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17887731#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa
“>According to Human Rights Watch, the country’s police haven’t stopped torturing dissidents since the popular uprisings last year.

Canucked. Last night, Montreal beat the Timbers 2 to 0.

In other Portland newsโ€ฆ

As of 9:50 a.m. this morning, Portland cops are responding to a man who barricaded himself in his apartment on Southeast Stark.

In entertainment newsโ€ฆ

Hobbit falls short? After seeing 10 minutes of Peter Jacksonโ€™s new film, a Las Vegas audience said the Hobbit was uncinematic. Jackson shot the movie with twice as many frames per second as the industry average. So was it just info-overload? Letโ€™s hope so.

And for those that prefer low bit to high def, President Obamaโ€™s funniest jokes from the White House Correspondentsโ€™ Dinner. Itโ€™s uncinematic, but in a way youโ€™re used to.

One reply on “Good Morning, News!”

  1. referring to the Olympics story, hindsight is 20/20…”oh, if we only had some rockets to shoot that plane that crashed into Big Ben down.” Of course, real terrorists would probably crash into something with more human casualties.

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