• “You’re a jerk! You’re a jerk! You’re a jerk! …mmmmm… CAN I HAVE A JOB?” <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080604/ap_on_el_pr/clinton

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)