Zzzzzzzzzzz…snort. SNORT! Huh? Wha? Is he still President? IS HE STILL PRESIDENT?!? Oh… whew.
PRESIDENT Obama is already hard at work, hitting the brakes on all Gitmo prosecutions. And he’s just getting started!
The Senate is expected to vote on (and accept) Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State later on today.
The Jonas Brothers surprise a squealingly ecstatic Malia and Sasha Obama at the White House. Who are The Jonas Brothers? All you need to worry about is this: What Malia and Sasha want, Malia and Sasha get.
BLIND ITEM! I overheard this in the elevator last night at the Democratic party’s inauguration party: So which prominent Dem who recently made a state senate bid is now planning on making a go for the governor’s seat? Hint: HE’S GOT A HOOK.
And finally, don’t miss Stephen Colbert’s hilarious (and yet still touching) sobbing breakdown about the inauguration!
