Gov. Rod Blagojevich delivers the closing argument in his impeachment trial! If you’re wondering if there’s going to be any surprises, here’s a tip: Blaggo’s shit is already boxed up and on the front lawn. As Beyonce says, “To the left! To the left!”
Obama signs a bill making it easier for people to sue companies who aren’t providing “equal pay for equal work.”
Ford motor company announces it had it’s worst year ever—but won’t be asking for a hand out. That is, unless… you know… you have a spare billion or 12 lying around?
Here’s the latest in the continuing string of naggy, holier-than-everybody editorial opinions about Sam Adams—this one in the New York Times.
Mickey Rourke says he WON’T be wrestling WWE star Chris Jericho after all. Yay and… BOOOOO!
Because of massive debts, the Post Office may cut their delivery days from six to five. OR maybe we could just enact a law against junk mail?? (I totally sounded like Andy Rooney there, didn’t I?)
Stephen Colbert interviews Sir Paul McCartney, and unsurprisingly, hilarity ensues.
I like how the article describes Blaggo’s “helmet of lush, dark hair.”