The coked-up nancies of Wall Street panic once again this morning — even after another government bailout — and the Dow drops 300.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates says “Oopsy, sorry” over recent airstrikes that killed Afghan citizens, and promises to never kill these same people again.
Alaska state employees are refusing to honor subpoenas in the Sarah Palin Troopergate case, because… well, because they’re hillbillies who have no sense of justice.
According to the most current Reuters poll, Barack Obama leads John McCain by two points. Woot?
Social networking bypasses porn to become the #1 search on the internet. Hey! Not in my family!
Lindsay Lohan volunteers to lead a series of events to lure young voters to Barack Obama — the Obama campaign graciously refuses telling her “we’re really not going after the panty-less vote.”
And finally, yes — Ralph Nader is still in the race for president. I know this because he just produced the following political ad that a) makes voters want to kill themselves by the 1:10 mark, and b) makes a pretty strong case for having sex with pandas (at around 2:15). Well, at least he has our momentary attention.
I wanted to kill myself by the :12 mark.
Whoa, I really did not realize Nader was such a fucking loony. That is complete wacked out shit…
fuck Nader Haters.
Obama hasn’t been working very hard to keep me from voting for him… esspecialy when he gives in to stupid fucking bullshit like offshore drilling, the more he comprimises the less willing I am to comprimise my vote.
Wait, who was the guy talking to the parrot?
as I drove down the road with my 16 year old son he says “Dad, Isnt it amazing that the man who got seatbelts in all these cars we see, cant even be inthe Debates?”
Wow …Now thats my boy!
Ralph says “When it comes time to vote in November, vote for who you believe is the best man for the president.”
Pretty simple
And that is exactly what I am going to do. Even if they *wink wont let Ralph be in the Debates
By the way, that parrot video was “pretty funny” !