Dow Dance: As the market “gyrates” and “swings” Bush and the British consider cooperation between countries for govts to partially take over banks. Plan B is… “flood banks with cash”? Plan C: Asian companies overtake Wall Street.

Howard Zinn Says It: “Let’s face a historical truth: we have never had a free market.”

War on Drugs: With some hesitation, NATO agrees to let its troops in Afghanistan attack drug barons and maybe bomb heroin factories.

War on Palin: The Troopergate report will be released today! Palin pre-emptively clears herself of wrongdoing.

“That One” is a hooligan: A McCain rally in Wisconsin turns desperate and ugly as one man calls Obama a hooligan and socialist and the crowd chants “U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”

Gunning for Gators: The bloody Southern practice of legal alligator hunting sparks controversy as rivers fill with gun-wielding amateur alligator hunters with guns. Alarming case in point: “three North Carolina men who needed 18 shots from a large pistol to kill a gator that weighed as much as a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.”

Heated Debate: Senate candidates Jeff Merkley and Gordon Smith swap insults (“Portland lanlord!” versus oil company puppet) in the first of only two major debates during the neck-and-neck race. Amy saw it all, including the part where Smith said Palin was the “governor of California.” ha!

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

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  1. “The chant of ‘U-S-A!’ is often said by Homer Simpson as a celebration of almost anything, such as when Marge says ‘yes’ to Homer’s marriage proposal, often accompanied by honking of his car’s horn and flashing of its headlights.”

    This is all I can ever think of when I hear these crowds.

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