Mercury’s Rock Star Cribs

Yo yo yo! Where do Portland musicians go to chizzity-chill? Why their CRIBS,
of course! Some of P-town’s best musicians let us into their homes, just so
YOU, the fans, can see how REAL RAPPERS AND ROCK STARS live when they’re not
in the studio, on tour, or filming commercials for their corporate sponsors!
In this exclusive photo-realistic journey, you’ll not only see Johnny Schier’s
beer cans and Melanie Goldberg’s record collection, but you’ll get to peek in
on Teisha’s canned tuna, Frank Furter’s hot dog, and Keary Kase’s “banana!”
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing…Mercury’s ROCK STAR CRIBS!