Having involved the Mercury‘s lawyers to get access to the mayor’s racial profiling committee retreat at the Double Tree hotel today and tomorrow, damn right I was planning to get my money’s worth by LIVE BLOGGING (TM) it. The problem is, I swear, that doing so would be like live blogging paint dry. So I guess I’ll give you periodic round-ups, instead. That’s very different from LIVE BLOGGING (TM). Trust me. It’s like serving you a Pepsi, as opposed to a Big Gulp.

DOUBLETREE HOTEL: Site of Portland’s racial reconciliation between the community and the police?
I’m starting to think one of the reasons such effort was gone to to keep the meeting secret was to save journalists and members of the public from dying of boredom. Maxine Bernstein from the Oregonian is also on the sign-up sheet, but appears to have given up and gone home. After 18 months of meeting, the racial profiling committee is yet to come up with a plan to eliminate the practice. Today, and tomorrow, they are now trying to figure out ONE THING they can accomplish over the next year. The committee agreed, during its brainstorming session this afternoon, that it needs to make “concrete decisions.” It needs to have some “tangible things [it] can achieve.” During its brainstorming. Do you hear where I’m going with this? Still. The meeting setting is pretty nice. There’s even a “breakstation” with free beef jerky, coffee, and ice cream. 
FREE ICE CREAM: Sure beats accomplishing anything…
Tomorrow morning, the committee is going to watch a film called Race: The Power of Illusion. Then it’s going to have a large group discussion about how its work is affected by “the larger context in society.” After that, it will set its priorities and outcomes for the next six to twelve months, then identify some specific actions for its subcommittees to work on during that time.
Notably, cop union boss Robert King is not here. Probably because he’s likely to object to anything that gets decided, policy-wise. The mayor’s public safety policy director Maria Rubio is sitting near Jane Ames, who will essentially take over her role when Sam Adams becomes mayor. Adams has already said he’s frustrated with the progress of the committee.
At 5pm, Facilitator Kristin Lensen is talking about having closed meetings to train community members and police in having small group dialogs around race. “These are not public meetings,” she’s saying. They’re closed, small community meetings, “it would be private, it would be small group, it would be practiced…”
Hello…the problem with that will be: if the work is sponsored by the Racial Profiling Committee, it’s most likely required to be held in public. What is Lensen suggesting by privatizing these meetings? That police officers will suddenly become comfortable voicing racist perspectives without the press there? That in small groups, police and members of the public suddenly forget who they are and what they do for a living?
“You need to believe something’s possible in order to see the progress,” says Lensen.
No. I need to see the progress, before I can believe something’s possible. And that’s the committee’s what the taxpayers’ money is paying for. Right?

If anything is decided from all this money spent, nothing will eventually be accomplished.
But the members will feeeeeeel good about themselves, pat each other on the back and still continue to b!t&# about the police.
Speaking of feeeeeelings…
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/2008/05/county_fucks_up_mental_health_asks_people_with_mental_illness_how_does_it_feeeeel.php
I swear, I’m going to start a consultancy called “SLUG IT OUT.”
We’re going to specialize in a no-nonsense approach to problem solving and success. I’ll be the “facilitator,” which means I bring the gloves.
Has anyone actually straight up asked the city and police whether the answer is yes or no to the following proposition?
“We believe African Americans are more likely than whites to commit crimes. Knowing nothing else, we think a random black person is more likely than a random white person to be a criminal.”
Getting an answer to that basic question is essential. Because if the city thinks that is true, then there are certain policy paths that can be followed. If the city thinks that is a false statement, then an honest look at the stop data can follow.
Will anyone actually commit to an answer to that basic fundamental question?
18 months with no results, or even apparent goals. Some touchy-feely dialogs planned but no action or commitment to action. Portland would have been better off if this farce committee just masturbated for the last 18 months. No one would be screwed, everyone would feel better, and there would still be a huge mess to clean up.
Quote of the year.
Also, check out this military sabotage manual from 1944.
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/11/sabotage-manual-from.html
(1) Insist on doing everything through โchannels.โ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
(2) Make โspeeches.โ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your โpointsโ by long anecdotes and accounts of perยญsonal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate โpatrioticโ comments.
(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for โfurther study and consideraยญtion.โ Attempt to make the committees as large as possible โ never less than five.
(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
(5) Haggle over precise wordings of comยญmunications, minutes, resolutions.
(6) Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
(7) Advocate โcaution.โ Be โreasonableโ and urge your fellow-conferees to be โreasonยญableโ and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.
(8) Be worried about the propriety of any decision โ raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the jurisยญdiction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon.
Boy, that sounds like a lot of strategic planning meetings I’ve been to. To be honest the devil is in the details and if your not the party in power you have little else but these tactics to try to affect change