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There has to be a joke in this about hairballs.
The hat. Oh the hat.
Wait, the other dudes got upset because he tried to sell them a lawnmower for LESS than they offered?
This happened in Kentucky. Not Alabama. So no Alabama jokes allowed.
They totally ruined his chance to possibly get hired as the evening-shift Santa at the Fayette Mall last year, and no jail sentence can really make up for that, can it?
Are we sure this didn’t happen in Lexington, Alabama?
I love that when they first start interviewing him the descriptor they CGI’d below his face is “Man Forced To Eat Beard.” Because that’s him. He is “Man Forced To Eat Beard.” Even if he one day walks on the moon or cures cancer, he will always be “Man Forced To Eat Beard.”
And those robbers … those robbers are just terrible.
Just … terribly hilarious.