
You guys! Why is Bernie smiling? Why, you ask? This is why:
TONIGHT, all across this great nation of ours, (Socialist? Democratic?) presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders is hosting 1,000s of house parties… and some have free beer!
I’m gonna make this post quick, because I spent the morning live tweeting the #ShellNO protest and I’m exhausted, but here is a list of the parties. You can enter your zip code and find one near you.
As of this post, his website says there’s been 103,969 RSVPS nationwide. Did I mention free beer? I’m going to one in the Portland area. See if you can tell from yet another round of live tweeting which one I’m at.
If you forgot, or chose to block it out, there is a presidential election coming next year. Here’s a handy list of all the wannabes.

Bernie Sanders is why Trump is so popular. Pretty crazy.
CRAZY LIKE A FOX, LAZAAR.
You know it’s not free when people died for it, BUt how was it?
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1…