Do you hate “death”? HEY! ME, TOO! But do you know who really hates death? The 91-year-old widow in this story who was so lonely, she dug up the embalmed corpses of her husband and twin sister and lived with them in her house. So, yeah… she really hates death. On the other hand, the announcer’s voice in this report makes me want to kill myself, so death can’t be all that bad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDg3NyiWUR4%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)