GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! ‘Cause I’m lookin’ like class and he’s lookin’ like trash. Can’t get with no deadbeat ass. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
Russia successfully tested one of their long-range nuclear missiles that can travel 5,000 miles and deliver a punch 100 times greater than the one on Hiroshima. (Heyyy… are you guys trying to tell us something?)
While the war between Gaza and Israel may have finally settled down, violence still continues to result on the streets of Jerusalem.
Another corpse is found beheaded, this time in Egypt, and (surprise) Islamist militants are responsible.
Obama informs our do-nothing Congress that he doesn’t need their authorization to put his campaign against ISIS into motion. Congress responded by opening their mouths, and then doing nothing.
Beware the actor scorned! After a huge outcry, the Broadway League has reversed its decision and will honor the late Joan Rivers by dimming their marquee lights for one minute.
Today in “So Fucking Stupid”: An atheist sergeant who’s in the Air Force is being forced to say the words “so help me God” in an oath, or leave the military. Guys! We aren’t ISIS! Chill out!
Today in “Terrible News that is Just So Terrible I Can’t Talk About it”: There’s this.
In “Neanderthal Football News“: Abusive dickhole Ray Rice may play football again, and the owner of the Dallas Cowboys has been accused of sexual assault.
In case you missed it yesterday, Apple introduced their new iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, AppleWatch, and iUnderpants (underwear that doesn’t cinch up into your crack).
Locally, the owner of the Stars Cabaret strip club in Beaverton has admitted to pimping out the girls—including a 13-year-old.
Now here’s what’s going on in your neck of the woods: Warmer today (78 degrees) and heating up to a blistering 90 by Sunday.
And finally, this motorcyclist in Brazil pulls a James Bond move by sliding underneath the truck that pulls out in front of him… LIKE A BOSS!
“Obama informs our do-nothing Congress that he doesn’t need their authorization”, or in other words Obama breaks the law (again) to expand wars of provocation in the Middle East (again). At least the left complained when Bush did it.