GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Boy you know, that you belong to another girl who loves you. You are so fine, (so fine, so fine). LET’S GO TO PRESS.
A man jumped to his death off a SW 3rd parking garage last night, before a Portland Crisis Intervention team could reach him.
After a day of glorious freedom, Yellow Nose the Oryx was tranquilized, captured, and sent back home to a life of fruitless frustration.
The Timbers win their final game of the regular season against the Colorado Rapids, and are going to the playoffs! Check out all the hot recap action with Blogtown footy correspondent, Abe Asher!
Clinched. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/NI57ca6gNh
— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 26, 2015
A whale watching boat sinks off the coast of Vancouver Island, killing five.
A magnitude 7.5 earthquake rocks Afghanistan and Pakistan causing the deaths of 150.
WHAT FOLLOWS WILL BE THE WORST PARAGRAPH YOU WILL READ ALL DAY:
Bacon, ham and sausages rank alongside cigarettes as a major cause of cancer, the World Health Organization has said, placing cured and processed meats in the same category as asbestos, alcohol, arsenic and tobacco.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Republican Chris Christie just uttered the words that will undoubtedly destroy any hope of his political future: “I don’t believe [the Black Lives Matter] movement should be justified when they are calling for the murder of police officers.” Not so nice knowin’ ya, Chris.
Vice President Joe Biden decided not to run for the presidency after (perhaps smartly?) deciding he couldn’t win.
Republican douchebag Paul Ryan will ascend to the throne of Speaker of the House this week—and happily has a huge mess awaiting him.
Student leaders at the University of Mississippi have successfully voted to remove the state’s racist flag from their campus.
Here’s what’s up with the WEATHER situation: Partly cloudy today, and scattered showers with a high of 60.
And finally, if you feel the need to FUCK WITH ME TODAY, this is what will happen to you.
Regarding the processed meat thing, I don’t care. Pass the bacon, please.
And I had a chili cheese dog for lunch.
I’m shocked that Hump finds what Christie said so egregious.
Embarrassed for you actually Steve.
While I haven’t read the article itself, trusting what you wrote, I can’t see calling for the murder of policemen to be any kind of responsible action by any group of people.
I must have mis-read what Hump wrote….
I’m still just awed by Humps stupidity on what Christie said, and I’m not a Christie supporter by any means.
But I do support my friends and family members that are cops, and don’t feel anyone is justified in calling for their murder – as well as supporting my black friends.
WTF Hump? Are you trying to generate interest in your publication by spouting off idiot things, ala Trump and tabloid style?
Jumped the shark, man.