The rain’s back, Portlanders.
A Colorado Springs man was cited by police for blowing eight rage-filled holes in his computer. Lucas Hinch, 37, reportedly told authorities, “It was glorious … Angels sung on high.” I get it, man.
When I go to a Starbuck’s, I always think about how the one thing they’re missing (besides delicious coffee) is booze. So when I found out several local coffee shop locations are working to get their Oregon liquor licenses, I was like yay! but then I figured out they’re only serving beer and wine, which don’t sound good in my coffee at all. Boo! I mean, booooooooze. Let’s work on that, mmkay, Starbucks?
You know how millions of bees are dying? There’s new evidence that suggests pesticides are “alluring and harmful” to bees.
Good morning, boobs! City Council members in Venice Beach, Calif. voted 12 to 2 in favor of an ordinance to allow girls to sunbathe topless on city beaches. The council member who introduced the motion, Melissa Diner, said she was inspired by the #FreeTheNipple campaign, saying that women be “afforded the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach”. Excellent idea!
‘Evil Twin’: An otherwise healthy 26-year-old woman, Yamini Karaman, was having debilitating headaches and became unable to function over the course of several weeks. When doctors performed brain surgery on her, they found “a clump of bone, hair and teeth. A Frankenstein’s monster within Karanam’s own mind.” Hello nightmares.
Brett Robinson, 33, a former Washington County jail employee who stands accused of sexual misconduct for allegedly having sex with an inmate at the jail, won’t be allowed to plead insanity. Bummer for her.
Here’s a video of some guy riding a BMX bike over a Lamborghini in downtown Portland last Saturday. I get why it’s funny, but there’s no reason to be a dick.
You guys are pretty slow on the Lamborghini incident…. better to post a vid of the Venetian boobies.
That’s worse than ‘being a dick.’ A new paint job on a Lamborghini is going to run $25,000. That guy should be shot.
Seeing folks that lack any amount of consideration for other people generally are like shooting liquid rage right in my goddamn eyeball… BUT! Whatever is left of my inner obnoxious-teenage-class-warrior loves the shit out of that video (particularly after years of slowly seeing more of this kind of grotesque consumerism katamari into a giant goddamn wrecking ball). Awful people buy cars like that to prove something.
The cyclist is absolutely a total douchebag (look him up, broheim’s hat is so backward it spins), but he makes a lovely point. Dislike me.
Don’t dismiss the possibility that it was set up with the Lamborghini owner’s consent. In another publication, he didn’t seem bothered by the incident at all.
I bet everybody would be laughing if Chet jumped his Lamborghini off dudemar’s BMX.
Biker was just a jealous dick. Imagine if anyone did anything remotely similar to his precious bike.
He’d brawl over it.
The owner of the much-too-expensive show car showed class really, in the aftermath of this incident.
Considering it is an orange Lambo and I can imagine there are only a few of those here in Oregon I am pretty sure this driver cut me off on at least 5 occasions in Lake Oswego. If this was a video of the server keying it I’d be just as happy as watching a bike use it as a ramp.