It’s finally the weekend, Blogtown! Let’s have some news!

Has your oryx gone missing? If so, it’s been spotted in Forest Park. Please pick up your oryx.

Hurricane Patricia, which was as one point the strongest hurricane ever recorded, weakened to a tropical storm before making landfall in Mexico.

Speaking of storms, here’s your weekend weather:

Glorious rain
  • Glorious rain

And a study by a Washington state professor says it’s never going to stop raining ever again.

The Oregon Liquor Control Commission is planning to loosen residency restrictions for marijuana growers.

Here’s a handy video of what Halloween costumes you shouldn’t wear this year.

Ride-sharing giant Uber is planning another $1 billion in fundraising.

A San Diego company announced it will make and sell an alternative to Daraprim, the drug that America’s Most Evil Person, Martin Shkreli, bought and jacked up the price on.

Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign is struggling, despite the fact that he’s in peak physical condition, so he’s cutting his staffers’ paychecks.

Is this how you’re feeling this morning?:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJ51BNYXbV4

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