
Good morning, Portland. Enjoy these links, please.
ICYMI, our local shopping guide came out yesterday. Go get yourself a physical copy and check it out online.
If you’re a single-issue voter for the mayoral election and your single issue is rent control, you’ll want to check this out before voting.
The Blazers lost last night, which sucks. Here’s Ian Karlmel’s column writen after Steph Curry’s game four explosion, posted shortly before yesterday’s game:
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. Fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck fdfjhfkspddckkckkkfkkkkkkkk.
Deadspin: “The Blazers Were A Miracle“
The city of Portland released a new map showing all of the buildings that wouldn’t survive a massive earthquake.
Some assholes are pretending to be with the Blazers Boys & Girls Club to sell magazine subscriptions. It’s a scam.
Senator Ron Wyden was interviewed in Gizmodo about the legislation he’s hoping to pass that’ll change “Rule 41,” which “gave the government broader hacking power.”
“What I hope is that the House and Senate Judiciary committees will start looking into the rule,” Wyden said. “They’ll start looking at our bill and and Senators would realize that this is the question for the Congress. An agency like the Department of Justice shouldn’t just be able to wave its arms around and grant itself vast new powers. The changes to rule 41 dramatically expand the government’s hacking authority.”
Austin, Texas residents just voted to boot Uber from town. Here’s the New York Times:
Uber and Lyft will have a harder time bullying cities with strong local identities https://t.co/Vl3KgUAAqV via @nytopinion
— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 12, 2016

“Ian Karlmel”? I think “Ian Karlmarx” or “Ian Karmaranoveryourdogma” would be better typos.