GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Captured effortlessly, that’s the way it was. Happened so naturally, I did not know it was love. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
The Clippers take down the Blazers 115-95 in game one of the playoffs. Check out our Blazers playoffs recap from a pretty upset and angry Ian Karmel!
In better local sports news, the Timbers defeat the San Jose Earthquake with a final score of 3-1. Relive the excitement with our recap from Blogtown footy correspondent, Abe Asher.
In also better sports news, the Portland Thorns won their first game of the season against the brand new (to the NWSL) Orlando Pride, 2-1.
Match Recap: @ThornsFC 2, @ORLPride 1. @TobinHeath assists 2 in comeback win #BAONPDX #NWSL https://t.co/zKDNhj2Wt1 pic.twitter.com/X3GkTBeBio
— Stumptown Footy (@StumptownFooty) April 18, 2016
More reports of gunfire yesterday on Southeast 87th Avenue, where witnesses spotted people arguing in the street. No victims were reported.
And empty out your lower intestines, friends, because the first annual PIZZA WEEK starts today! Get eatin’!
The gap between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders continues to narrow (at least in public’s opinion) with Bern coming within six points in a Sunday night New York poll.
Meanwhile dreamboat George Clooney admits he’s raised an “obscene” amount of money for Clinton, adding that big money is ruining elections.
Speaking of big money ruining everything, it’s TAX DAY, guys.
Today the Supremes take on a very thorny case, in which they will judge whether Obama overstepped his presidential privileges when he stepped up to protect illegal immigrants from deportation.
Pennsylvania is now the 24th state to legalize medical cannabis.
Political turmoil in Brazil as the country’s congress votes to impeach president Dilma Rousseff.
Ecuador is recovering from their largest earthquake in decades that has left at least 350 dead.
This just in, so there are few details: An explosion on a bus in Jerusalem has injured somewhere between 10-20 people.
POTENTIALLY HUGE SPORTS NEWS: An appellate court has declared that the NFL may have to pay thousands of former players for hiding information about concussions.
Now let’s check upon yon WEATHER: Hey, hottie! It’s another hottie today and tomorrow with sunny skies and highs in the upper 80s.
And finally, MONDAYS… amirite?
