It’s finally Saturday, Blogtown. Let’s have some news!
An Oregon woman is one of nearly 100 people President Barack Obama granted clemency to on Friday. She was sentenced to 30 years in prison for drug crimes and will get out this April.
Police in Molalla were handing out $100 bills to people they pulled over. That sounds a lot better than a speeding ticket.
There’s only a one in 10 chance that one of those police officers was a woman, according to this article.
I know this will come as a surprise, but it’s going to rain all weekend:
The Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs voted to allow marijuana cultivation on their land.
Bernie Sanders is once again allowed to access the Democratic National Committee’s database following a Friday security breach.
Sanders’ access is restored just in time for another Democratic debate tonight.
Speaking of debates: Jeb thinks Donald is “a jerk.”
Saturday hangover, anyone? Apparently some people are “hangover resistant.” Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
Is your hangover the result of a disastrous office holiday party? Here’s some advice on how to fix that.
Know what helps a hangover? Looking at baby bunnies in cups:
Second bunny on left is dead. Way to kill my holiday buzz guys.