It’s Thursday! And it’s not so damn hot today! Let’s have some news!
The Drug Policy Alliance is looking to Oregon to show the rest of the world just how wholesome weed is. Hey, remember the Mercury has this weed party coming up, by the way, guys. See you there!
Those killers who escaped from prison with POWER TOOLS? They’re probably in Vermont.
Awwww, man: Count Dracula died.
Ahhhh, nepotism: Rupert Murdoch is relinquishing his global reign as head of 21st Century Fox, and handing over the reins to his son.
Whole Foods is starting a new chain, calling it “365 by Whole Foods Market.” It’s supposed to be cheaper. Suuuuuuuuuure.
Don’t forget: It’s Father’s Day this weekend. Get your dad something, jerks.
Astronauts are so cool. These two just landed in Kazakhstan after spending 199 days orbiting earth.
Let’s watch Lake Street Dive, because I love them:
Corrections Department: Pretty sure that Father’s day is June 21st.
And Christmas is in less than a month. Don’t wait until the last minute!