GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! You look real nice, wrapped up tight. You’re so dandy. You’re giving me a heart attack. It’s the kind I like. LET’S GO TO PRESS.

For more than two hours Portland residents gathered downtown to tell their stories of racial profiling by the police, pushing for a new state law that would curb the practice.

Tonight marks the second Republican debate with Donald Trump finding himself in a rather uncomfortable position: second place in the polls.

But don’t worry, Donald! You have at least one celebrity endorsing your run for the presidency: Mike Tyson.

Looking for a scorecard for tonight’s debate? Here ya go. (Rest assured, though, if any of these whackos win, we lose.)

The US challenges China’s territory in the South China sea, and already the country’s hardliners are talking war.

Hobby Lobby, the deeply Christian and homophobic company, is possibly in deep doo-doo for allegedly attempting to import ancient antiquities from Iraq for their stupid Museum of the Bible.

The lawyer of the South Carolina teen who was assaulted by a cop while in class, says she has suffered several injuries, including ones to her arm, neck, and back.

The newest (oldest) weapon in California cops‘ fight against crime: NUNCHUCKS. (Whaaaaaaa??)

SXSW pulls two gaming panels from their festival after being harassed—because one of the panels was about harassment.

Here are the top moments from game one of the World Series in which the Royals beat the Mets.

Now here’s what’s going on in WEATHER world: Cloudy with scattered showers today, high of 59!

And finally, Drafthouse Films has made a trailer for this never released (until now) ’80s action thriller Dangerous Men—and they are correct in saying that it is the “Holy Grail of Holy Fucking Shit!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BpkrN3Zz18I

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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