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GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Techniques that freaks these boys, it can’t be bought. Just know, thieves get caught. Watch if you’re smart. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
This won’t surprise you in the least: A local man is arrested after pointing a fake gun at another driver while stuck in traffic on I-84. Hey Toxic White Male Dudes: CALM DOWN ALREADY.
After initially asking a gay couple to ignore the homophobic hate speech from yet another Toxic White Male Dude™, Portland Police are now investigating the incident.
Wut. “We have not criminalized homelessness — we have criminalized criminal activity,” said Wheeler. https://t.co/OuaHStNtbp
— Alex Zielinski (@alex_zee) July 18, 2018
Portland’s One Grand Gallery is facing backlash over displaying a piece of art depicting Trump getting his throat slit.
After siding with America’s enemy (Vladimir Putin), President/Traitor Trump is now furiously backpedaling, saying he “misspoke” when he clearly let Russia off the hook for criminally influencing the 2016 election. Like the hundreds of other times he lied, he’s lying now.
This just in: Trump is now walking back his walk back.
The President wrote in sharpie “THERE WAS NO COLUSION” during a meeting with congressional members. pic.twitter.com/dYk88Ot9h8
— Tom Brenner (@tombrennerphoto) July 17, 2018
Republicans who have chosen to back this traitorous president are now scrambling to make themselves look less traitorous.
Former FBI Director James Comey—who also unintentionally carried out the will of the Russians, let’s not forget—is telling people to vote for Democrats in the midterms.
While Trump is dominating the headlines, don’t forget this story about an alleged Russian spy who cozied up to the NRA to gain access and influence Republican candidates. It will blow your already blown mind.
Google’s been slapped with a $5.1 billion antitrust fine by European Union officials for unfairly shutting out competitors.
If you occasionally enjoy going to Las Vegas, here’s a good reason to never stay in a MGM-owned property again: “MGM Resorts Sues 1,000 Victims of Las Vegas Shooting, Seeking to Avoid Liability.”
I don’t know how to feel about this: Alabama Rep. Martha Roby—a Republican who criticized Trump—has defeated a Trump-supporting Democrat in the state runoff. WHAT A WORLD.
John “Papa Johns” Schnatter, who recently stepped down from his position as CEO of his garbage pizza company after using racist language, now wants to step back up into his former position.
Wait… is Beyoncé dropping hints that she may be pregnant again? BEY HIVE ACTIVATE!
Now let’s peep the WEATHER: Thank GOD it’s finally cooler with a much more reasonable temperature today of 83.
And finally, ever wonder what would happen if you set off an air bag underneath your recliner? This guy was wondering that, too.
Hey, wtf Wm.?! Didja sell your™?