GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me. Let’s make a deal: you roll, I lick, and we can go flying into ecstasy. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
Don’t worry, car drivers! According to an interview with the Oregonian, Mayor Charlie Hales is putting pot holes before affordable housing. (You didn’t need a place to live, did you?)
A new report reveals that Portland Steetcars experience collisions of one kind or another almost every week. (For those who remember this column, you’re probably doubting that they’re “accidents.”)
If you didn’t already see this coming, you should’ve: Gov. Kate Brown declares a drought emergency in two Oregon counties.
Now nobody panic, but scientists are proposing putting more monitors on the active volcano that is Mt. Hood. I SAID, NOBODY PANIC!!!
Israel’s Binyamin Netanyahu wins his election decisively, and now wants to surround himself with similar-thinking right wingers. (That sound you hear is our own congress shooting their hands up in the air and screaming, “ME! ME! ME!”)
The Presbyterian Church has agreed to amend their constitution and welcome marriages between same-sex couples.
At least 21 people have been gunned down and killed in a terrorist attack on a Tunisian museum, a popular tourist spot.
Last night over Idaho, over 2,000 snow geese fell dead out of the sky, probably victims of avian cholera.
Twitter judgement came down hard and swift on a DC comic book cover portraying a violent interaction between Batgirl and the Joker—and the cover has been pulled.
In GOOD NEWS NEWS: Cher helps a 96-year-old woman move back into her home by paying to get the house into shape. CHER IS THE BEST!
Now here’s what’s going on in your neck of the woods: More sun and temps in the low- to mid-60s for the next three days.
And finally, in preparation for the upcoming robot apocalypse, many robots are already training super hard! Here is a training montage of robots training super hard. (The best moment is at 1:50.)
I visited the Bardo Museum in Tunis about six years ago. So this is affecting me more than the news of other massacres has, because I can imagine what it was like. Very scary and sad.