Good morning, Thursday!
See that guy up there? That’s his tiger, and he’s got other exotic animals. They got out, but now they’re home. Don’t worry, it was in Oklahoma.
Remember all that spying the National Security Agency did? Yeah, it was illegal.
Obama’s coming today to raise some money! Portland newspapers have been talking for days about how that’s gonna mess up everyone’s commute.
Chicago yesterday became the first city to establish a reparations fund for victims of police brutality. More than 100 people were tortured under former police commander Jon Burge’s regime.
This woman smokes a lot of weed.
These Portland kids don’t get to sing in the state choir tournament.
Here’s news of yet another exploited industry of workers: nail technicians.
Tom Brady is a liar.
Don’t forget about the huge drought in California.
Baby goats. Because I love goats: