GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy,something inching past the edge of reserve. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
Jailed Malheur Occupier Ammon Bundy has sent a message to his dipshit “freedom loving” followers that they should get behind Grant County Sheriff (and fellow dipshit sympathizer!) Glenn Palmer who is currently under investigation.
Serbian authorities are reporting they discovered two Hellfire missiles that were smuggled aboard a plane from Lebanon bound for Portland. So if you were expecting them in the mail today, you’re in for a disappointment. UPDATE: Those missiles turned out to be dummy rounds, and were shipped to Portland, MAINE. Still a good joke, though.
A Vancouver woman armed with a hammer and a knife is shot and killed by Clark County Sheriff deputies.
The co-owner of the Charles H. Day Tool Company at 602 SE 11th in the Buckman neighborhood says he is tired of the city “enabling the homeless” and is planning on moving the location they’ve been in for over 20 years. (Apparently he’d prefer it if the city enabled cry babies instead.)
As I reported yesterday, Dave Chappelle has added two more shows to his upcoming gig at the Aladdin—which go on sale TODAY… PANIC!!
The Ducks and the Beavers get some sort of bracket seed NCAA thing. I don’t know, I hate college basketball.
The Blazers mowed down the Orlando Magic on Saturday, 121-84, in a barn-burning performance. Read the recap from our own Aris Wales.
Unfortunately, the Timbers fall to the San Jose Earthquake by a score of 2-1.
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders held a Democratic town hall in Ohio, where they spent a goodly amount of time telling people what they should already know: Donald Trump is a dangerous, fucking liar.
Who’s ready for another Super Tuesday? Tomorrow marks possibly the final chance for the GOP to stop Trump.
Breitbart staffers quit and question whether the site is slanted towards positive coverage of Donald Trump. https://t.co/BwfIy25WIU
— Mashable (@mashable) March 14, 2016
Because they do not believe in justice or the constitution, the Republican National Convention is launching a dirty campaign to stop President Obama from picking a Supreme Court justice.
A gunman in Maryland opens fire on a police station, killing one officer. The assailant and another suspect have been arrested.
Global warming just keeps getting warmer, with February breaking temperature records “by a stunning margin.”
Well, another phobic jackass is about to lose a lot of money; a transgender man in California is suing a barber shop for refusing him service.
Now let’s look at the WEATHER in the sky: Uggggnnnnhhhh more showers with highs in the low 50s—but a warmer sunnier week lies ahead!
And finally, in this very funny sketch from this weekend’s SNL, Kate McKinnon plays Hillary Clinton… sloooowly turning into Bernie Sanders. Or whatever you want, actually.
