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Remember ol’ Down Twinkles?

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Turns out he wears many hats. Down Twinkles, aka Timothy Swenson of Cascadia Forest Defense, is the zombie arrested at yesterday afternoon’s Occupy Portland zombie walk:

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I’m sure he down twinkled the hell out of his arrest, despite being released later on.

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8 replies on “Down Twinklin’ Zombie”

  1. Wait, there was a guy referred to as “down twinkles”? Did reporters neglect to mention that “down twinkling” is a communication standard used in all the Occupy movements?

  2. The officer should be disciplined. The guidelines from Homeland say that zombies should be shot in the head, not arrested.

    Didn’t you learn anything from the Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club.

    Portland Police seems to usually follow that rule looking at the number of (zombies) people they have shot over the last few years.

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