Update 11:55am—The crowd at Occupy Portland is now an estimated 2,000 people taking over both parks and Main Street in between. THIS FEELS LIKE NEW YEAR’S! Even though the official eviction time is midnight, police will likely hold off on enforcing the eviction for a few hours, as they did in Jamison Square two weeks ago. Anyway, the final countdown begins.

As the midnight park eviction deadline looms closer, the roughly 500 people still in Lownsdale Square and Chapman Park are marching in circles, trying to stay warm as they chant, “OCCUPY! MULTIPLY!” A lot of eyes are on the camp: Over 2,900 people are currently watching the livestream.
No matter what happens tonight, the movement promises to continue in some form in the city: There’s a General Assembly set for tomorrow at noon in Pioneer Square, then Monday local arts group the Dill Pickle Club is hosting an Occupy teach-in.
It seems inevitable that there will be mass arrests—the questions the crowd are weighing are how many people will be arrested and how peaceful the arrests will be. Protesters distributed flyers reading, “Welcome to OccuFest!” to the crowd earlier tonight offering arrest advice… including that it might be a good idea to get naked and cover yourself in Crisco. From the flyer, as transcribed by our reporter Georgia Perry:
Any arrests and potential violence will likely not occur until 2am-6am in the morning, when the police hope that fatigue will have reduced the number of protesters to a manageable size. Their mindset is the fewer witnesses to violence, the better it will go for them.
If clergy are present, join with them. In as large a group as possible, stand quietly between the police and combatants. In a group, surround people carrying weapons to use against the police. Look for those wearing masks and helmets. Do nothing but stand quietly, without being any kind of threat.
If you plan to be arrested, here are some suggestions:
1. Using a indelible marker, write the National lawyer’s Guild number on your stomach.
2. If you have an Android SmartPhone, go to the Marketplace. Download and install “I Am Getting Arrested.” Preprogram it with a text message and the numbers you want the message to be sent to.
3. Follow the instructions in the National Lawyers Guild leaflet.
4. If there is violence, and you are up to it (and it’s not too cold), one of the best ways to divert everyone’s attention and to make arrest less violent and more problematic for “some” is to get naked. It is best done in a group with cameras present. There is no law against public nudity in Portland. A layer of Crisco will help ward off the cold and make you harder to hold onto. Note: tear gas is absorbed by fats and will make its effects worse. Make sure that someone you trust has your possessions.
5. Sit quietly in an attitude of meditation. When the handcuffs come out, do not resist. You are there to make a witness by your arrest.
Well. That will certainly make the arrests slippery.
What would happen if the police actually arrested hundreds of people tonight? The Multnomah County Jail, as of Thursday, was at 88 percent capacity. Once the jail reaches 97 percent capacity—which would be about 95 people—they have to start releasing low level criminals to make space. There’s also a potential the county could hold arrested people in holding tanks (or even parking garages, as happened during an Iraq War protest in 2003) but on Thursday, Sheriff Spokesman Steve Alexander said there were no plans to bring extra beds online to prepare for the protest.
Some people are excited about getting arrested to make a statement, like this charming retired couple from Newport. “We came here to be arrested,” they told Mercury News Editor Denis Theriault.

Now, let’s take a moment for Rumor Patrol!
RUMOR: The police have water cannons they will use on protesters.
Status: False! The Portland Police Bureau say they don’t even have water cannons.
RUMOR: TriMet service is disrupted indefinitely throughout downtown.
Status: True! A bunch of bus lines are detoured throughout downtown. If you’re heading to the protest, it might be tricky to catch the bus.
In closing, Chris O’Connor wins Tweet of the Week for this note:


I think the police will find their job easier if the crowd is tired, and less of them.
I think the concern for public safety – occupy and non-occupy is another reason they will likely move later than the 12:01 deadline.
That’s a sweet couple. And, frankly, nothing much happens in Newport.
Think they got their old tie-dye on under their jackets?
I’m with you guys in spirit- after watching Berkeley my boyfriend asked me to refrain from tonight. I love him more than our shared 1 income. (After this past 3 years) I’m respecting his wishes. Stay warm. Stay strong. Stay peaceful.
Did Facebook remove your page? You don’t exist on it as of 11:24 (I’ve been offhand trying for a hour)
Really sad that I am too sick to be there, SO GRATEFUL for the livestream! When I joined there were 6100 people watching. The cameraman (/guy holding the stick) estimated there were 10000 people there.
It was really strange hearing the helicopter outside and through the livestream at the same time.
They just finished singing a really cute song. Right now they are chanting “NON-VIOLENT! NON-VIOLENT!”
They just announced they are staying there ’til 5am, sunrise, etc, betting on the “too big to jail” concept. They are inviting people watching the livestream to come down and join them.
Now they are chanting “OCCU-PY! OCCU-PY!….PUMPKIN PIE! PUMPKIN PIE!”
6,100, probably. 10,000, nope.
Non-violent, nope. I brought several signs that to the justice center steps. I wisely decided to not display them once I learned an anti-occupy protester was being held in a locked room for his own protection after an occupier tried to be him up.
My signs?
Occupy Damish
Occupy a shower
Occupy a life
It was spelled “Dammasch” and it closed 16 years ago.
Go ahead and post a photo of yourself with an “Occupy Damish” sign, we can post you online next to that famous “GET A BRAIN MORANS” sign guy.
suggestions to get naked if you are being arrested? Further disruption of public transportation (on a weekend, granted) so a couple thousand hippies, scumbag street kids, drug dealers, criminals, wanna be social activists(there is still NO CLEAR MESSAGE OR PURPOSE TO THIS) can squat on city land and be a nuisance? Great. I really don’t care either fucking way as long as it does not affect me or those I care about. I am the REAL 99% just trying to claw through life, and not doing it though panhandling, handouts, crime and general douchebaggery. I know there are people at Occupy who want to better life for average and challenged citizens…..they are just NOT the majority. This is “pretend college anarchy” and Us vs Them. The police are not your enemy in general….unless you are a fucking criminal (or African American…but thats another story) What the hell do they have to do with Wall Street
Todd, you would know since you resided there.
Why would I post my photo? It’s bad enough with all the threats I get from leftist, I would hate to see someone get hurt.
Chill, Andy, why don’t you crack a beer and settle in for a “Hammasch Macbeth” marathon?
Todd. I fucking hate you.
But that was a pretty sweet beat down.
Andy. Eat a dick. you just got pwnd.
Occupy Nordstom! Occupy El Gaucho! That’s where the 1% hang out!
Peace, love and justice to all, and don’t forget to bring me a doggie bag.