As you know I've got illegitimate kids scattered across the country, which kind of makes me an expert on parenting. So I was interested in this study wherein researchers polled thousands of parents to discover which combo of kids made for the most harmonious family life. Now the results of this poll are right here—BUT! Let's see if YOU can guess what they said first, and if you agree with their findings.
(Obviously the researchers left off the best choice, which would be "no kids"—but pretend someone is using a gun to force you to breed, so we can move on with the poll, okay?)