OMG!! Look at this stupid baby penguin waddling around like he's stupid or something! And what's worse: HIS NAME IS COOKIE. What? Are you begging for people to eat you, you stupid dumbshit penguin?? Well, I for one would never put something that stupid in my mouth. BUT GET THIS: While I suppose Cookie thinks he's cute or something, he reveals the most stupid laugh ever at the 1:05 mark! SERIOUSLY!! He sounds like a pony being raped by a helicopter. GOD! STOP IT ALREADY, YOU STUPID PENGUIN! You're scaring the crap out of us!!