Oh, You Kids! Jul 19, 2011 at 10:44 am

Hey Blogtown! Name Denis Theriault's Baby!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Denis Yo Yo Ma Theriault
tommyspoon on July 19, 2011 at 10:48 AM Report this
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I vote for Sebastian. It just sounds classy!
Reymont on July 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Although "Optimus" is good, too.
Reymont on July 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Thor.

God of Thunder.

Just do it Theriault.
bd on July 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Cat Friday Theriault.
on July 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM Report this
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Graham Wm. Commenty Theriault
on July 19, 2011 at 10:51 AM Report this
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Ross Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 10:53 AM Report this
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Frenchy Theriault

Matthew Davis Theriault

L'Infante

Pinko Commie Theriault

Casey Anthony Theriault (acronym CAT!)



Commenty Colin on July 19, 2011 at 10:58 AM Report this
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Ezra Ace Theriault

Bruce Campbell Theriault

Glasses Mirk Theriault

Poison Trucker Theriault
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on July 19, 2011 at 11:00 AM Report this
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Trebek Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:01 AM Report this
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Kal-El Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:02 AM Report this
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How about Carlos?
sam g on July 19, 2011 at 11:04 AM Report this
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Jiggaliault Theriault
Boutros-Boutros Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:07 AM Report this
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MAX B. Theriault (The B stands for "beat-down").
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:09 AM Report this
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Barbara Walters
cat & beard on July 19, 2011 at 11:11 AM Report this
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Mad Max Gunslinger Theriault

or

Somersault Theriault

Pimpytheman on July 19, 2011 at 11:14 AM Report this
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Fart Sound Theriault

Theriault Winnipeg Theriault

Ockmaster Theriault

Stan of Green Gables Theriault

Merc'n Theriault

Not Yet Bearded Theriault

Rooster Cogburn LaBoeuf-Theriault

Colin Theriault (this is actually pretty good)

Commenty Colin on July 19, 2011 at 11:14 AM Report this
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Pops Theriault

D'Artagnan Theriault

Kenneth Powers Theriault

Barack Hussein Theriault

Liberty Freedom Theriault

Donald Henley Theriault

And And And Theriault Theriault Theriault
Commenty Colin on July 19, 2011 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Neville I-got-hot-in-the-last-movie Theriault
on July 19, 2011 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Boris Widowmaker Theriault

Thomas Thierry Theriault

Maximilian Antonius Theriault
SadSack on July 19, 2011 at 11:18 AM Report this
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Jack Bogdanski Theriault
Dave J. on July 19, 2011 at 11:19 AM Report this
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Boat Cop Theriault

Hercules Theriault
kiala on July 19, 2011 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Alex Trebek Theriault, of course!
Steve R. on July 19, 2011 at 11:23 AM Report this
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Whoopsadaisy Theriault

Mean Joe Theriault

Caffa Theriault

(How does he pronounce Theriault, anyway? Like the French? My own vote goes to Boutros-Boutros Theriault.)
sgp on July 19, 2011 at 11:32 AM Report this
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Fixie Theriault
Tim Tebow Theriault
England Dan And John Ford Coley Theriault
J. Shpongle Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:34 AM Report this
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Violent J. Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Can't you guys just sell of the naming rights to a major corporation? This seems like amateur hour up in here, instead of getting dolla-dolla-bills to name this thing "Franz Bakery Theriault" or "Sony Computer Entertainment of America Theriault"
Graham on July 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Bunga Bunga Theriault
TSW on July 19, 2011 at 11:40 AM Report this
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Batman Bin Suparman Theriault
Noshit Sherlock Theriault
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo Theriault

But yeah, your kid's gonna be named Boutros-Boutros.
SadSack on July 19, 2011 at 11:44 AM Report this
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How about Robinson, Patterson or Gregory?
on July 19, 2011 at 11:45 AM Report this
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I'm with Kiala on the Hercules - but without the s so Hercule and pronounced (/ɜrˈkjuːl pwɑrˈoʊ/; French pronunciation: [ɛʁkyl pwaʁo])
Psymonetta Isnoful on July 19, 2011 at 11:46 AM Report this
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Vag Ripper Theriault
cat & beard on July 19, 2011 at 11:46 AM Report this
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Randy Leonard Theriault.
Ginny on July 19, 2011 at 11:47 AM Report this
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Kal-El Theriault
BlackedOut on July 19, 2011 at 11:47 AM Report this
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Henri Eriksen Theriault
Ginny on July 19, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this
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My Dad Won on Jeopardy and Yours Didn't Theriault

dimitrir on July 19, 2011 at 11:55 AM Report this
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Thaddeus Theodore Theriault
dimitrir on July 19, 2011 at 11:59 AM Report this
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If you pronounced your last name the French way, you could name him Terry O. Theriault.
dimitrir on July 19, 2011 at 12:02 PM Report this
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Henry David Theriault
on July 19, 2011 at 12:03 PM Report this
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Carlos "El Santo" Theriault

Beowulf Theriault

Julius Von Megatron Theriault

Ambrose Burnside Van Buren "Whinskers" Theriault

New Column Theriault
Joe Streckert on July 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM Report this
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Hoots or Hollis
humanclock on July 19, 2011 at 12:27 PM Report this
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Baby X Theriault (As he ages you can change it to Child X, Teen X (he will be a super hero at this point), Man X, Grandaddy X, Dead X)

Spider Theriault

Gilligan Theriault

Portlandia Theriault

Smelly Stink Theriault

Sword Fighter Theriault

iPhone Theriault
baileyy on July 19, 2011 at 12:31 PM Report this
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Unless you're an imbecile, you'll name him Frank Cassano Theriault.
dimitrir on July 19, 2011 at 12:32 PM Report this
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Lil' Nightmare Theriault

http://tinypic.com/r/aui5uq/7
Commenty Colin on July 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM Report this
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Denis Theriault's Lost Decade
cat & beard on July 19, 2011 at 12:39 PM Report this
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You can't go wrong with Emma Goldman Theriault if it's a girl or Che Guevara Theriault if it's a boy. Or vice versa.
Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2011 at 12:42 PM Report this
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Voodoo Doughnut Theriault or Kenny Zuke Theriault (ask which place will offer a lifetime discount to the kid).
Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2011 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Nuetron Shatner Theriault
Blabby on July 19, 2011 at 12:45 PM Report this
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Oh yeah, now I see that it's a boy. You don't expect me to wait and actually read the post when I come in late, do you? Well, *Todd,* of course. It's the best name in the whole world!
Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2011 at 12:51 PM Report this
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Swede Swedeback Theriault

http://tinypic.com/r/11jamn6/7
Commenty Colin on July 19, 2011 at 12:52 PM Report this
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Wm.â„¢ Steven Humphrey Jr. Jr.,
Dennis (spelled the correct way),
OR Trebek!

Čẖüñđƴ on July 19, 2011 at 12:57 PM Report this
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Forget purely alphabetical names! Be daring!

MST3K Theriault

THX1138 Theriault

54-40-or-fight Theriault

WD-40 Theriault

2112 Theriault

http://Theriault
Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2011 at 1:08 PM Report this
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Orange
Tony Fuentes on July 19, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this
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Chundy, Denis can't name the kid "Wm.â„¢" without Humphrey's express written permission. You do realize it's trademarked, don't you?
dimitrir on July 19, 2011 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Dennnis (to compensate for his father's shortcomings)
albert on July 19, 2011 at 2:05 PM Report this
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I got no names that beat any of the fine ones offered in this thread but I do want to say congratulations and happy birthday and whatnot to Mr. & Ms. & Jr. Theriaultses.
BrianM on July 19, 2011 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Gerimund
Alberdash
Jinton
Hoot-nanny
ScrumYummy on July 19, 2011 at 2:17 PM Report this
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You should name the kid Torch John Theriault. Because:

1. What 5 year old wouldn't LOVE the name Torch?

2. What 8 year old wouldn't get beaten up in the schoolyard for being named Torch? Which will toughen him up nicely and keep him from being a four-eyed pussy.

3. What 20-something hipster (which your child will inevitably, eventually become) wouldn't want to be able to call themselves "Torch John" and then steadfastly refuse to explain the name?

4. Don't you want your great great grandchildren to have a grandpa named T.John. As in, "I dug around in Grandaddy T.John's pockets and found an old tobacky stub. And he let me smoke it right thar in front of him!

I rest my case.
on July 19, 2011 at 2:52 PM Report this
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Codwallups Theriault.
ujfoyt on July 19, 2011 at 3:40 PM Report this
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Murdoch Pie-face Theriault

Paco the Chihuahua Who Chased Those Robbers Theriault

Severus Bieber Theriault

What What in the Butt Theriault

Mirk Loves Bikes Theriault

Of course, if I ever had a kid, his middle name would be Danger, because obviously.
PDXwahine on July 19, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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@Reymont: Only if it's Sebastian Cabot Theriault.

In fact we should probably limit the search to names of actors who appeared on "Family Affair."
Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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Aspartame.
Andy Mesa on July 19, 2011 at 4:18 PM Report this
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Jeopardy Fail Theriault.
or
White House Solar Panel Theriault
Lewcifer on July 19, 2011 at 5:49 PM Report this
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Oliver Pugsley Theriault
Rosy on July 19, 2011 at 6:08 PM Report this
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Guts Theriault
MKUltraPDX on July 20, 2011 at 9:48 AM Report this
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Balls Theriault
MKUltraPDX on July 20, 2011 at 9:49 AM Report this
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Mammal J Theriault
one.lovely.man on July 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM Report this
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Herman Charles Melville Dickens Theriault
on July 20, 2011 at 11:23 AM Report this
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Deney Terrio Theriault
orgengine on July 20, 2011 at 12:41 PM Report this

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